Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."
Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!
Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.
Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.