Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.
Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!
Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.
Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"