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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.

Anonymous

Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

andres2152

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

benstone532

Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

LaughFactory

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

TheLaughFa...

Yo momma's so fat that Mount Everest tried to climb her.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.

Lexi Pooh

Yo momma is so black, she got marked absent at night school.

Doritos

Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."

bayron

Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

fghjkl

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

YoYoMan