Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!
Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.
Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.