Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"
Yo momma's so hairy, that when you were born, you almost died of extreme rug burn.
Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.
Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her