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Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

LaughFactory

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!

Shopro2

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

maggs

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

Anonymous

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Anonymous

Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."

sexxyslim

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Anonymous

Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

andres2152