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Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Anonymous

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

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Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!

Shopro2

Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."

sexxyslim

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

maggs

Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

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Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.

morgan Dav...

Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.

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