Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"
Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.