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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.

mariela sapon

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

me

Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so ugly Fix-It Felix said, "I can't fix it."

@MusicGod2001

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.

Anonymous

Yo momma so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

LaughFactory

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"

LaughFactory

Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.

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