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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.


Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her

mariela sapon

Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."


Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.


Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!

Alyson Otanez

Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"

Chloe Coyle

Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.

jonluc maynor

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.


Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.


Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"


Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.