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joke bank - Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.


Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.


Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Angel Stalone

Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"

Angel Stalone

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.


Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

My mom

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?


Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.


Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

GIovanni p...

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.


Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."

jaelynn le...

Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.