A teacher asked, "Johnny, can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Little Johnny responded, "Drin-king, smo-king, and f*c-king."
If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.
Q: What is Mozart doing right now?
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Q: What do computers eat for a snack?