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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

TheLaughFa...

Q: What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

Anonymous

Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything.

Anonymous

Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
A: Fingernails.

TheLaughFa...

Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his bum.

That Wright

Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.

Lauren P.

Q: Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.

ANGEL EYES

Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Blonde: "California."
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "All of me."

Laughat28

Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

capcon

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

Bradley th...