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One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, "Acts 2:38: 'Repent & be baptized & your sins will be forgiven.'" The robber quickly gave up & the lady rang the police. While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, "Gee mate, you gave up pretty easily. How come you gave up so quickly?" The robber said, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"

Nina Jobling

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up.

Pat

If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

Anonymous

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"

jakethasnake92

Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
A: Fingernails.

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