I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?
A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?