joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything.

Anonymous

If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.

Mark My Words

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Silenxio M...

A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."

Anonymous

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke."

Terence Ol...

Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.

Kimberly M...

Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.

Lauren P.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parents' names?" The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling." The teacher said, "Are you kidding?" The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking."

Anonymous

Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

Joke maker

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

capcon

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

Mark My Words