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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.

Mark My Words

Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything.

Anonymous

A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."

Anonymous

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Silenxio M...

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parents' names?" The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling." The teacher said, "Are you kidding?" The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking."

Anonymous

Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.

Kimberly M...

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke."

Terence Ol...

Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

Joke maker

Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.

Lauren P.

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

Mark My Words

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

Anonymous

Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.

Anonymous