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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parents' names?" The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling." The teacher said, "Are you kidding?" The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking."

Anonymous

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world?
A: The library, because it has so many stories.

Razor

Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.

Kimberly M...

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke."

Terence Ol...

Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything.

Anonymous

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

Mark My Words

Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

Joke maker

A teacher asked, "Johnny, can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Little Johnny responded, "Drin-king, smo-king, and f*c-king."

hachouma

Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.

Lauren P.

One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, "Acts 2:38: 'Repent & be baptized & your sins will be forgiven.'" The robber quickly gave up & the lady rang the police. While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, "Gee mate, you gave up pretty easily. How come you gave up so quickly?" The robber said, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"

Nina Jobling

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

Anonymous