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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.

Lauren P.

Q: Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?
A: Don't worry he's "ALRIGHT" now!

Brucey

If the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then lefties are the only ones in their right mind.

Mark My Words

Q: What is Mozart doing right now?
A: Decomposing.

Anonymous

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke."

Terence Ol...

Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.

Kimberly M...

Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

Joke maker

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Silenxio M...

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

capcon

A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."

Anonymous

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parents' names?" The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling." The teacher said, "Are you kidding?" The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking."

Anonymous