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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.

Kimberly M...

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world?
A: The library, because it has so many stories.

Razor

Q: What is Mozart doing right now?
A: Decomposing.

Anonymous

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Silenxio M...

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke."

Terence Ol...

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parents' names?" The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling." The teacher said, "Are you kidding?" The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking."

Anonymous

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

Mark My Words

One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, "Acts 2:38: 'Repent & be baptized & your sins will be forgiven.'" The robber quickly gave up & the lady rang the police. While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, "Gee mate, you gave up pretty easily. How come you gave up so quickly?" The robber said, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"

Nina Jobling

Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

Joke maker

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

Anonymous

Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything.

Anonymous

A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it. The man pulled over and asked the truck driver if he needed any help. The truck driver replied, "If you can take these penguins to the zoo while I wait for AAA that will be great!" The man agreed and the penguins hopped into the back of his car. Two hours later, the trucker was back on the road again and decided to check on the penguins. He showed up at the zoo and they weren't there! He headed back into his truck and started driving around the town, looking for any sign of the penguins, the man, or his car. While driving past a movie theater, the truck driver spotted the guy walking out with the ten penguins. The truck driver yelled, "What are you doing? You were supposed to take them to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did and then I had some extra money so I took them to go see a movie."

solotime