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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.

Kimberly M...

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Silenxio M...

A teacher asked, "Johnny, can you tell me the name of three great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Little Johnny responded, "Drin-king, smo-king, and f*c-king."


Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world?
A: The library, because it has so many stories.


Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke."

Terence Ol...

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

Mark My Words

Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.


One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, "Acts 2:38: 'Repent & be baptized & your sins will be forgiven.'" The robber quickly gave up & the lady rang the police. While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, "Gee mate, you gave up pretty easily. How come you gave up so quickly?" The robber said, "She said she had an axe and two 38's!"

Nina Jobling

Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

Joke maker

Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything.


Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.


Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.