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joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.


Q: What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?
A: "Oh sheet!"


Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?


Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world?
A: The library, because it has so many stories.


Q: What do an old person, a Mexican man, and a high school student close to graduation have in common?
A: They're all seniors.


If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.


Q: Can February march?
A: No, but April may.


Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?
A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.

the thingy

Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

Bradley th...

Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything.


Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.

Lauren P.

I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!