Register instantly with Facebook or Twitter

Share what you love with your friends or followers & See the videos your friends want to share

The Laugh Factory


Submit a Joke

Make Anonymous

joke bank - Word Play Jokes

Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.


Q: What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?
A: "Oh sheet!"


A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"


Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.


Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.