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Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!


Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

My mom

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."


Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.


Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.


I named my hard drive "dat ass," so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up."


Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.


Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!

Samanthas ...

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."


The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.

Silenxio M...

Q: What computer sings the best?
A: A Dell.


Q: What's Forrest Gump’s password?
A: 1forrest1