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Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!

Andrew

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

My mom

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

lauren

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

dukieman

I named my hard drive "dat ass," so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up."

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