Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag?
A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer.
Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?
A: The MLB.
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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