Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag?
A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer.
Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?
A: The MLB.
How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.