joke bank - Sexist Jokes

How do you get a dishwasher to dig a hole? Give the woman a shovel!

Scoot32

There are some girls that like to do something called "homie hopping" and homie hopping is basically a girl dates a guy and then she ends up trying to get with his friends, and then she gets with someone new, then jumps to his other friends, and so on. Guys have this and it's called "testing the waters".

Chrishizzle

What is the mating call of a blond? I'm so drunk. What is the mating call of a brunette? Is that blonde gone yet? What is ther mating call of a redhead? NEXT!

cynthiasny...

There once was a man named Sweeney.
He spilled some gin on his weenie.
That being uncouth,
He dipped it in vermouth,
And slipped his wife a dry martini.

Mark My Words

After I have sex, I like my woman like my mailbox. Outside my house!

Mike814

A man is only as faithful as his options.

Chris Rock

Q: What's the most expensive Jewish wine?
A: "I wanna go to Florida!"

Mark My Words

What do you call a marathon if all the runners are transvestites? A drag race.

vingvong61

A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

Anonymous

Q: What do dog poo and women have in common? A: The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

RH1

What do you do when your wife is staggering? Shoot her again.

kano1981

What’s the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male fraud.

Anonymous