How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
Men have two emotions, hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't stop and ask for directions.
How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.