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joke bank - Sexist Jokes

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional." The second guy says, "I'm a DINK. You know, double income, no kids." The third guy says, "I'm a RUB. You know, rich urban biker." They turn to the woman and ask, "So what are you?" The woman replies, "I'm a WIFE. You know - Wash, Iron, F***, Etc."

beautiful23

What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? Money.

wok1028

Q: When can women make you a millionaire? A: When you're a billionaire.

TheLaughFa...

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake.

LaughFactory

A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?

shurtugalll

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women.

willy53

When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.

darmira

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Silenxio M...

A man calls 911 and says, "I think my wife is dead." The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says, "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"

Aaron Fechter

Men have two emotions, hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

animotions

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

lbecval

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Anonymous