joke bank - Sexist Jokes

What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women.


PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Silenxio M...

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake.


Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because like all men, they won't stop to ask directions.

captn crunk

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional." The second guy says, "I'm a DINK. You know, double income, no kids." The third guy says, "I'm a RUB. You know, rich urban biker." They turn to the woman and ask, "So what are you?" The woman replies, "I'm a WIFE. You know - Wash, Iron, F***, Etc."


When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.


How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.


Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.


Men have two emotions, hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.


How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.


If women aren't supposed to be in the kitchen, then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?!


Officer: "Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake."
Lady: "Why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?"
Officer: "Well, that's not prohibited."