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joke bank - Sexist Jokes

Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.

Lorris Simon

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

Alliah And...

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

Silenxio M...

When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing, either the car is new or the wife is.

darmira

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: Because like all men, they won't stop to ask directions.

captn crunk

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Anonymous

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

aiman2005

Three ladies were on a bus stop bench. One of the ladies looks at the other and asks her if she is Native American, She says, "Yes, I'm Arapaho." "Is that so?" says the first, "It just happens that I'm a Navajo." The third lady looks at both of them and says, "I'm a Dallas hoe."

Mark My Words

Men have two emotions, hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

animotions

How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

LaughFactory

Officer: "Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake."
Lady: "Why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?"
Officer: "Well, that's not prohibited."

MUHAMAD UMAIR

Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!

Bookworm