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joke bank - Science Jokes

A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."

mohdreza

Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.

Wenz

Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.

Mark My Words

Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything.

Anonymous

Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?
A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.

the thingy

I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

JerryH12

Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.

Taylor

Helium walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.

Anonymous

Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?

A. They make it rain!

Anonymous

When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, "O MG!"

Me

Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.
Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I’m positive.

Anonymous

Q: Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't heal-ium or cure-ium, you bury-um.

Geronimonius