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What is the difference between garbage and an Irish girl? Garbage gets picked up.

Anonymous

Q: There are 3 families living in 3 apartments in one building, a Mexican family, a white family, and a black family. A tonado hits the building one day. Which family survives?
A: The white family, because the children are at school and the parents are at work.

Anonymous

Q: Why do Asians hate football? A: Because they spend 13 hours a day making them.

me

Being Asian and a woman definitely has its advantages. For example, when you’ve had a few drinks and have to drive home past midnight, you think you're driving perfectly fine, but in reality you're not. Next thing you know, there's a cop. The cop sees you and doesn’t even bother pulling you over, let alone giving you a ticket. Why? Well, he’s probably thinking, “This person’s not under the influence, it’s just an Asian woman driving!”

grrrbernyyy

A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."

Anonymous

A Canadian, an American, and a Mexican were on a North American transcontinental flight. The Canadian stuck his hand out of the plane, and said, "We have reached Canada." The others asked, "How do you know?" The Canadian responded, "Because I have just touched the tip of the CN tower." A couple hours later, the American sticks his hand out of the plane and said, "We have reached the USA." The rest asked, "How do you know?" The american replied, "Because I have just touched the tip of the Empire State Building." Another couple of hours passed and the Mexican said, "We have just reached Mexico." The American and Canadian asked, "How do you know?" The Mexican answered, "Because when I stuck my hand out the window someone stole my watch."

Anonymous

What do you call three black guys hanging from a tree? An Alabama Windchime.

R.A.

Q: What do you call a baptized Mexican?
A: Bean dip.

Columbone

Why can’t Polish farmers raise chickens? They plant the eggs too deep.

Anonymous

What do a fat lady and concrete have in common? They both have been laid by Mexicans.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between Jew Jesus and Black Jesus? A: Jew Jesus was born in a stable. Black Jesus was born into an unstable home.

Jamar Mala...

Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen? Mike Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmike.

BigRed