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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What did the black kid get for Christmas?
A: Your bike.

Anonymous

Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!

Kwame

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.

Me

A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

jhonda

Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free.

JoshCatanz...

Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

Anonymous

What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!

ebrahima

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

canelookn4...

A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"

AlejandroBW

Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!

softwars

How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.

darrenboy2

Q: What do you call a black dude with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
A: An Inmate

softwars