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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.


Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!


Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.


A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.


What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!


Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free.


What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.


Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!


A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"


How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.


What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A black widow.


Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.