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Q: What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
A: "Get off me, homes!"

Brian Repp...

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank?
A: Shoot the people pushing it.

Lincoln Dr...

Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.

Gabe Neaveill

A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.

Herbert McCay

Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff? Tequila!

dmoody

What do you call a Greek with 500 girlfriends? A shepherd.

Anonymous

What’s an Irish seven course dinner? A six-pack and a potato.

Anonymous

Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"

Mark My Words

Tyrone's first day in the first grade he came home crying. When his mother asked why, he replied, "The teacher told us to say our ABC's and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to the letter E. Why is that? His mom said, "Because you black and they white." The next day Tyrone was crying again. "What's wrong today, Tyrone?" his mother asked. Tyrone said, "Teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get up to 10. Why is that?" The mom answered, "Because you black and they white." The third day he came home smiling. "What happened today, Tyrone?" asked his mom. "We went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all, because I'm black and they white, right mama?" She said, "No, Tyrone, it's because you 17 and they 6."

Stephon Ca...

Q: What kind of candy do Indians give out on Halloween?
A: Dots.

Tyler Harr...

A woman goes to a doctor named Dr. Wong. "Doctor, I can't get a date, no one will go out with me." In a very thick Asian accent, Dr. Wong says, "Take off clothes and get on all four hands and knees." She does. "Now crawl to wall." She does so and looks back at him. "I know what wrong." “What is it Doctor! What do I have?" "You have Ed Zachary disease." "Ed Zachary disease? What is that?!" "You face look Ed Zachary like you ass!"

Anonymous

Why do Jewish people love air? Because it's free.

tangilberta