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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.

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Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.


Q: How do you tell a black guy used your computer? A: It's gone.

Jonny B

Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.


A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.


What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!


Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!


Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free.


Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!


Q: What do you do when you drop your phone in water? A: You put it inside a bag of rice which attracts Asians who fix it for you.


What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.


Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.