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Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.

le moi sem...

A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

lexi moss

Q: What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?
A: Neighbor.

Anonymous

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Dhunganasa...

Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a stupid Chinese prostitute?
A: Wun Dum Ho.

Anonymous

Q: What's the only positive thing about living in the ghetto?
A: Pregnancy tests.

ThundaMick...

Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?
A: The MLB.

Anonymous

What happens if a Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall? He breaks his nose.

rexrox

Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.

pdaddy86

Q: What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?
A: "Mommy, why am I melting?!"

ChickenSma...