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A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"

AlejandroBW

Q: Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they.

Cmanjakaa

A baby duck and a baby skunk finish crossing the freeway after just narrowly escaping death. Their families however were all killed by a big-rig. Upon reaching the other side, the little duck tells the baby skunk, "My parents both died and didn't tell me what I am." "Well," says the baby skunk, "You are yellow and you have a bill and webbed feet. You must be a duck." The duck thanked him. The baby skunk then tells the duck, "You know what, my parents didn't tell me what I am either." "Well," says the baby duck, "You're not quite black and you're not quite white and you smell bad. You must be Mexican."

Mark My Words

Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.

AFurrow

How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.

darrenboy2

Q: An African American and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The cop.

Anonymous

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!

IanSalmon

Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag?
A: A Kit Kat.

Jacksonree...

What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A black widow.

Anonymous

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back.

Anonymous

A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"

Oren Lang

How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

Anonymous