joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: Why do Asians hate football? A: Because they spend 13 hours a day making them.

me

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

mahamottid...

How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.

darrenboy2

Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!

Kwame

What do you call three black guys hanging from a tree? An Alabama Windchime.

R.A.

Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off of a cliff? Tequila!

dmoody

A baby duck and a baby skunk finish crossing the freeway after just narrowly escaping death. Their families however were all killed by a big-rig. Upon reaching the other side, the little duck tells the baby skunk, "My parents both died and didn't tell me what I am." "Well," says the baby skunk, "You are yellow and you have a bill and webbed feet. You must be a duck." The duck thanked him. The baby skunk then tells the duck, "You know what, my parents didn't tell me what I am either." "Well," says the baby duck, "You're not quite black and you're not quite white and you smell bad. You must be Mexican."

Mark My Words

Three dead men go to hell at the same time. There is a white man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man. Satan tells them that they can only leave hell if he can't do what they ask. The white man asks for the fastest sports car in the world; he goes to into hell. The Chinese man asks for the most advanced computer in the world; he goes into to hell. The Mexican man gets a glass soda bottle, farts into it, closes the lid, pokes many holes in the lid, and asks Satan which hole the fart came from. After pointing to every hole on the lid, the Mexican turns around, points at his butt hole, and says, "Nope, this one."

Anonymous

I am from the Middle East and when I was a kid, I had a bomb sniffing dog. It died of an overdose.

Jamalhattar

What’s an Irish seven course dinner? A six-pack and a potato.

Anonymous

Q: There are 3 families living in 3 apartments in one building, a Mexican family, a white family, and a black family. A tonado hits the building one day. Which family survives?
A: The white family, because the children are at school and the parents are at work.

Anonymous

What is the difference between garbage and an Irish girl? Garbage gets picked up.

Anonymous