What do you call a Jewish homosexual? A He-blew.
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay.
Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.
Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: A boy scout comes home from camp.