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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
A: E.T. eventually went home.


How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay.


Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.


Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two Jews fighting over a penny.


Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.


Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

yo mama

I work at a survey place, and I have to ask people for their race. People get so upset when you ask them for their race. "Mam, what is your race?" "Now how da' hell is you gon' ask me dat?" "Okay, so you're African American."


Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!


Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap.


A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

lexi moss

Q: What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?
A: Neighbor.


Q: What is the Mexican version of One Direction?
A: Juan Direction.