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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back.

Anonymous

A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"

AlejandroBW

Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.

Gabe Neaveill

A baby duck and a baby skunk finish crossing the freeway after just narrowly escaping death. Their families however were all killed by a big-rig. Upon reaching the other side, the little duck tells the baby skunk, "My parents both died and didn't tell me what I am." "Well," says the baby skunk, "You are yellow and you have a bill and webbed feet. You must be a duck." The duck thanked him. The baby skunk then tells the duck, "You know what, my parents didn't tell me what I am either." "Well," says the baby duck, "You're not quite black and you're not quite white and you smell bad. You must be Mexican."

Mark My Words

How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.

darrenboy2

Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?
A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Lol

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless it's a black bulb, then he'll call for backup!

IanSalmon

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank?
A: Shoot the people pushing it.

Lincoln Dr...

Tyrone's first day in the first grade he came home crying. When his mother asked why, he replied, "The teacher told us to say our ABC's and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to the letter E. Why is that? His mom said, "Because you black and they white." The next day Tyrone was crying again. "What's wrong today, Tyrone?" his mother asked. Tyrone said, "Teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get up to 10. Why is that?" The mom answered, "Because you black and they white." The third day he came home smiling. "What happened today, Tyrone?" asked his mom. "We went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all, because I'm black and they white, right mama?" She said, "No, Tyrone, it's because you 17 and they 6."

Stephon Ca...

A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"

Oren Lang

Q: Why don't Black people take free cruises?
A: Because they aren't falling for that one again.

Kanyon Smart

I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Mark Bolton