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Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans.

Anonymous

An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)

jphilip2

Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

Anonymous

Q: What is the Mexican version of One Direction?
A: Juan Direction.

Anonymous

Q: What do you do when you drop your phone in water? A: You put it inside a bag of rice which attracts Asians who fix it for you.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.

ricky

A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

jhonda

What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!

ebrahima

Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.

pdaddy86

Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?
A: You don't ..... that's the problem!

softwars

Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!

Kwame

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

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