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joke bank - Racist Jokes

There was a redneckwho hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, "For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride." So he picked the priest up and they drove along. The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. "What happened?" he asked. "You missed him," the priest said, "but I got him with the door."

Anonymous

Why does Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"? Because black people have no rights!

Anonymous

What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

tmceachern28

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

TonyYancey

Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.

cleesix225

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"

gsuber2472

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.

Anonymous

How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!

Anonymous

There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local."

alanwake

Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Anonymous

What do you call a Jewish homosexual? A He-blew.

tddorosh

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball?
A: They are good at running, stealing, and shooting.

Tyler Harr...