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Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap.

Gavin89

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto

john0525

Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

Anonymous

I work at a survey place, and I have to ask people for their race. People get so upset when you ask them for their race. "Mam, what is your race?" "Now how da' hell is you gon' ask me dat?" "Okay, so you're African American."

robertteja...

Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.

ricky

An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)

jphilip2

A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

jhonda

Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.

pdaddy86

How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

Anonymous

Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!

Kwame

Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag?
A: A Kit Kat.

Jacksonree...

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

canelookn4...