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joke bank - Racist Jokes

A cowboy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks for a shot. Across the bar, a Mexican man is sitting and glaring at the cowboy. The cowboy takes the shot and slams the shot glass down on the counter, yelling, "TGIF!" The Mexican orders a shot, takes it, and slams his glass down, yelling, "SPIT!" The cowboy looks over at him and notices the Mexican guy is still staring at him. The cowboy once again orders a shot, slams it down, and yells again "TGIF!" Once again, the Mexican orders a shot, slams it down after consuming it, and yells out, "SPIT!" This goes on for a while, and the bartender stands puzzled and annoyed. Finally, the bartender asks the cowboy, "Just checking, but do you know what TGIF means?" and the cowboy replies, "Hell ya I know what it means, 'Thank God It's Friday!'" The bartender asks the Mexican guy, "Okay, so what does 'SPIT' mean?" and the Mexican replies, "Stupid Pendejo It's Thursday!"

raulg

What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

tmceachern28

My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.

TonyYancey

Why did so many black men get killed in Vietnam? When the generals would yell, "Get down!" they would all start dancing.

cleesix225

Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.

Anonymous

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball?
A: They are good at running, stealing, and shooting.

Tyler Harr...

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"

gsuber2472

Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Anonymous

How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!

Anonymous

There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local."

alanwake

What do you call a Jewish homosexual? A He-blew.

tddorosh

Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.

Anonymous