Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: A boy scout comes home from camp.
There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.”
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.