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How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!

Anonymous

What do you call a Jewish homosexual? A He-blew.

tddorosh

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"

gsuber2472

A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

lexi moss

Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.

Me

How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay.

TAYABOO

Q: What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?
A: "Mommy, why am I melting?!"

ChickenSma...

Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration Camp!

jasonblanton

Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap.

Gavin89

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto

john0525

I work at a survey place, and I have to ask people for their race. People get so upset when you ask them for their race. "Mam, what is your race?" "Now how da' hell is you gon' ask me dat?" "Okay, so you're African American."

robertteja...

Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans.

Anonymous