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Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.

ricky

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto

john0525

How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

Anonymous

I work at a survey place, and I have to ask people for their race. People get so upset when you ask them for their race. "Mam, what is your race?" "Now how da' hell is you gon' ask me dat?" "Okay, so you're African American."

robertteja...

An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)

jphilip2

A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.

jhonda

Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.

Gabe Neaveill

Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag?
A: A Kit Kat.

Jacksonree...

Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.

pdaddy86

Q: What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
A: There's always a kitchen in the back.

Anonymous

Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?
A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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