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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

vinhx408

Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.

jdg62

I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.

latinopunk91

It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.

sosofino

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke'r Face.

alzada

Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has crabs!

CrazyStacy

Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
A: The American flag actually has stars.

reece robi...

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?



Fo' drizzle.

damngoditp...

Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both probe Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

Mark My Words

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

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Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood.

My Uncle Bob

I hear OJ Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail, apparently he kills everytime.

TrentMabry