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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

vinhx408

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked!

Racal

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.

panorama14

Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.

jdg62

I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.

latinopunk91

It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.

sosofino

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke'r Face.

alzada

Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.

Melzinger

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

chefawkes

Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has crabs!

CrazyStacy

Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
A: The American flag actually has stars.

reece robi...

Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both probe Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

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