Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.
Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!
Elton John used to work at the sperm bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.
Q: Why did Miley and Liam break up?
A: It just wasn't twerking.
Joanna build a snowman?