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joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

I asked my three year old grandson Malachi what his name was, he replied, "Spiderman." I said, "Malachi, what is your real name?" He replied, "Peter Parker."

dwaynereed32

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

vinhx408

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked!

Racal

Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.

jdg62

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.

panorama14

I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.

latinopunk91

It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.

sosofino

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke'r Face.

alzada

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

chefawkes

Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.

Melzinger

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?



Fo' drizzle.

damngoditp...

Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both probe Uranus and wipe out Klingons.

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