What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!
Q: Why did Captain Kirk go in to the ladies room?
A: Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.
Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.
Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!
Elton John used to work at the sperm bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.