joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid when she heard of Facebook she went to a book store and asked the book keeper were can I find face book

Anonymous

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked!

Racal

I asked my three year old grandson Malachi what his name was, he replied, "Spiderman." I said, "Malachi, what is your real name?" He replied, "Peter Parker."

dwaynereed32

Q: Why did Miley and Liam break up?
A: It just wasn't twerking.

Anonymous

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

vinhx408

Knocker: Knock knock
Person: who's there
Knocker:Daisy
Person:daisy who?
Knocker: Daisy Me Rollin They Haitin

Anonymous

Q: What kind of wood doesn't float?
A: Natalie Wood.

My Uncle Bob

Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.

jdg62

Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
A: The American flag actually has stars.

reece robi...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke'r Face.

alzada

It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.

sosofino

Simba was moving too slowly, so I told him to Mufasa!

Anonymous