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The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."

@flipyou_c...

I asked my three year old grandson Malachi what his name was, he replied, "Spiderman." I said, "Malachi, what is your real name?" He replied, "Peter Parker."

dwaynereed32

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

vinhx408

Q: How did the frog die?
A: He Kermit suicide.

CrayolaRai...

Q: What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
A: Finnish Hymn!

Anonymous

Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with Kool-Aid and vinegar?
A: Because Kermit likes to eat sweet and sour pork.

Devin Smof

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked!

Racal

Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.

jdg62

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.

panorama14

I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.

latinopunk91

Yo momma is so fat Miley Cyrus uses her as a wreaking ball.

Anonymous

It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.

sosofino