Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A: Because Robin eats all the worms.
It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.
Joanna build a snowman?
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.