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joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.

Anonymous

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.

panorama14

Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.

jdg62

Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

iwe

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked!

Racal

It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.

sosofino

I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.

latinopunk91

Q: What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
A: Finnish Hymn!

Anonymous

Q: How did the frog die?
A: He Kermit suicide.

CrayolaRai...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke'r Face.

alzada

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

chefawkes

Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with Kool-Aid and vinegar?
A: Because Kermit likes to eat sweet and sour pork.

Devin Smof