Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough. - Pluto
Q: What did the Black Eyed Peas do at Wiz Khalifa's costume party?
A: They dressed up in black and yellow, black and yellow, and said, "I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a I'm a I'm a bee!"
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."
How much coke has Charlie Sheen snorted? Enough to kill two and a half men.