Q: Why did Miley and Liam break up?
A: It just wasn't twerking.
Q: Why did Captain Kirk go in to the ladies room?
A: Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.
Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!
Q: What do you call 5 gay guys walking straight?
A: One Direction.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.