Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A: Because Robin eats all the worms.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough. - Pluto
I asked my three year old grandson Malachi what his name was, he replied, "Spiderman." I said, "Malachi, what is your real name?" He replied, "Peter Parker."
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?