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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.

Joy Barr

Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.

Anonymous

How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach? You look for the sesame seed buns!

turtle91

Why did LaBron James skip college? Because he would never make it to the finals!

idol2680

Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with Kool-Aid and vinegar?
A: Because Kermit likes to eat sweet and sour pork.

Devin Smof

Q: What do you call 5 gay guys walking straight?
A: One Direction.

Kevan34

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joanna.
Joanna who?
Joanna build a snowman?

Melzinger

Elton John used to work at the sperm bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.

Anonymous

Q: How did the frog die?
A: He Kermit suicide.

CrayolaRai...

The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."

@flipyou_c...

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: You poker face

Anonymous

Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?

A: Because Robin eats all the worms.

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