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joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."

Mark My Words

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joanna.
Joanna who?
Joanna build a snowman?

Melzinger

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Jojo C

Q: Why did Miley and Liam break up?
A: It just wasn't twerking.

Anonymous

Fe = Iron.
Male = Man.
Fe + Male = Iron Man.
I have been having sex with Iron Man.

Fred

Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?

A: Because Robin eats all the worms.

My English...

Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!

Anonymous

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.

panorama14

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

vinhx408

I asked my three year old grandson Malachi what his name was, he replied, "Spiderman." I said, "Malachi, what is your real name?" He replied, "Peter Parker."

dwaynereed32

Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.

jdg62

The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."

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