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Elton John used to work at the sperm bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.

Anonymous

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joanna.
Joanna who?
Joanna build a snowman?

Melzinger

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Jojo C

Fe = Iron.
Male = Man.
Fe + Male = Iron Man.
I have been having sex with Iron Man.

Fred

Q: Why did Miley and Liam break up?
A: It just wasn't twerking.

Anonymous

Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?

A: Because Robin eats all the worms.

My English...

Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!

Anonymous

Q: What is the difference between OJ Simpson and the Lion King?
A: The Lion King is an African lion and OJ is a lyin' African.

adonis

The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.

panorama14

I asked my three year old grandson Malachi what his name was, he replied, "Spiderman." I said, "Malachi, what is your real name?" He replied, "Peter Parker."

dwaynereed32

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

vinhx408