Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough. - Pluto
Q: What did the Black Eyed Peas do at Wiz Khalifa's costume party?
A: They dressed up in black and yellow, black and yellow, and said, "I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a I'm a I'm a bee!"
How much coke has Charlie Sheen snorted? Enough to kill two and a half men.
Q: What do you call an ocean voyage where everyone stays in the closet?
A: A Tom Cruise.
Chuck Norris pulled the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.