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joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.

Joy Barr

I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.

latinopunk91

Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.

Melzinger

How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach? You look for the sesame seed buns!

turtle91

Why did LaBron James skip college? Because he would never make it to the finals!

idol2680

The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."

@flipyou_c...

Q: How did the frog die?
A: He Kermit suicide.

CrayolaRai...

Yo momma is so fat Miley Cyrus uses her as a wreaking ball.

Anonymous

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joanna.
Joanna who?
Joanna build a snowman?

Melzinger

Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?

A: Because Robin eats all the worms.

My English...

I asked my three year old grandson Malachi what his name was, he replied, "Spiderman." I said, "Malachi, what is your real name?" He replied, "Peter Parker."

dwaynereed32

Q: Why did Miley and Liam break up?
A: It just wasn't twerking.

Anonymous