Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!
Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.
Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: Look for the fresh prints.
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he neverlands.
The Little Rascal's class were having a spelling test. The teacher asks if anyone can use the word "admire" in a sentence. Spanky raises his hand and says, "I admire my dog." "Good job," the teacher replies, "Now, who can use 'respect' in a sentence?" Alfalfa raises his hand and says, "I respect Spanky for admiring his dog." "Ok, " replies the teacher, "now who can use the word 'dictate' in a sentence?" There is silence in the class, then all of a sudden Buckwheat says, "Darla how did my dictate !?!"