Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!
Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.
Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: Look for the fresh prints.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he neverlands.