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joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Q: Why did Captain Kirk go in to the ladies room?
A: Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.

Anonymous

Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.

eric

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!

SCOCBEE33

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

Mark My W...

When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.

Derryk

How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach? You look for the sesame seed buns!

turtle91

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.

Joy Barr

Q: What is the difference between OJ Simpson and the Lion King?
A: The Lion King is an African lion and OJ is a lyin' African.

adonis

Why did LaBron James skip college? Because he would never make it to the finals!

idol2680

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!

Silly joker

Fe = Iron.
Male = Man.
Fe + Male = Iron Man.
I have been having sex with Iron Man.

Fred