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Q: What is Rodney King's least favorite band?
A: The Police.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Anonymous

Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.

eric

Why did LaBron James skip college? Because he would never make it to the finals!

idol2680

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!

SCOCBEE33

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

Mark My W...

What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!

hill4ever

Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!

Silly joker

Q: How does a woman have safe sex in Detroit?
A: She locks the car doors.

jimbo.

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call 5 gay guys walking straight?
A: One Direction.

Kevan34

Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."

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