joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

Mark My W...

How much coke has Charlie Sheen snorted? Enough to kill two and a half men.

yseidy

Q: What did the Black Eyed Peas do at Wiz Khalifa's costume party?
A: They dressed up in black and yellow, black and yellow, and said, "I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a I'm a I'm a bee!"

Anonymous

Chuck Norris pulled the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.

Enid

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!

SCOCBEE33

Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Anonymous

Q: What is the dirtiest line said on television?
A: "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."

Mark My Words

Q: What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.

Anonymous

Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.

eric

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.

Anonymous

Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

iwe

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.

Anonymous