Why did LaBron James skip college? Because he would never make it to the finals!
Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."
Q: What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.
Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!