Q: Why did Miley and Liam break up?
A: It just wasn't twerking.
Q: What do you call 5 gay guys walking straight?
A: One Direction.
Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.
It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.