Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A: Because Robin eats all the worms.
I asked my three year old grandson Malachi what his name was, he replied, "Spiderman." I said, "Malachi, what is your real name?" He replied, "Peter Parker."
The New Jersey 'Tanning Mom' has recently create a doll and called it the 'Tanorexia' doll. The doll was so ugly, it turned Ken gay.