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joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.

Joy Barr

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!


Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.


Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."

Mark My Words

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

Mark My W...

Why did LaBron James skip college? Because he would never make it to the finals!


Q: How does a woman have safe sex in Detroit?
A: She locks the car doors.


Q: What is the difference between OJ Simpson and the Lion King?
A: The Lion King is an African lion and OJ is a lyin' African.


Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.


Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!

Silly joker

What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!


Q: What do you call 5 gay guys walking straight?
A: One Direction.