What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!
Q: What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.
Elton John used to work at the sperm bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.
Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough. - Pluto
Q: Why did Miley and Liam break up?
A: It just wasn't twerking.