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joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Jojo C

Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!

Silly joker

Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."

Mark My Words

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.

Anonymous

What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!

hill4ever

The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!

noahlegoid

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running...JK! Rolling.

pinkshorts...

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

Mark My W...

Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.

Anonymous

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, now it’s a Ford Focus.

Bob

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.

panorama14

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!

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