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joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks?
A: Silicon Valley.

Peuade

Chuck Norris pulled the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.

Enid

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Jojo C

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

Mark My W...

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!

Silly joker

The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!

noahlegoid

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running...JK! Rolling.

pinkshorts...

Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.

Anonymous

What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!

hill4ever

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!

SCOCBEE33

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, now it’s a Ford Focus.

Bob