joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.

Anonymous

Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: Look for the fresh prints.

mum

I don't really like watching basketball, I just watch it to find out who the next member of the Kardashian family will be.

KNVanLeuven

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Jojo C

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!

SCOCBEE33

Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks?
A: Silicon Valley.

Peuade

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running...JK! Rolling.

pinkshorts...

Fe = Iron.
Male = Man.
Fe + Male = Iron Man.
I have been having sex with Iron Man.

Fred

Chuck Norris pulled the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.

Enid

Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!

Silly joker

Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.

Anonymous

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.

Anonymous