I don't really like watching basketball, I just watch it to find out who the next member of the Kardashian family will be.
Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks?
A: Silicon Valley.
Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.
Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!