Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: "Use the fork, Luke."
Q: What do you call the space between Kim Kardashian's breasts and butt cheeks?
A: Silicon Valley.
The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.
Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!