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joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!

Silly joker

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Jojo C

What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!

hill4ever

Q: What is the difference between OJ Simpson and the Lion King?
A: The Lion King is an African lion and OJ is a lyin' African.

adonis

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, now it’s a Ford Focus.

Bob

Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.

Anonymous

The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!

noahlegoid

Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."

Mark My Words

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running...JK! Rolling.

pinkshorts...

Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!

Anonymous

Q: What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
A: Finnish Hymn!

Anonymous

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

Mark My W...