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Q: What did the Black Eyed Peas do at Wiz Khalifa's costume party?
A: They dressed up in black and yellow, black and yellow, and said, "I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a I'm a I'm a bee!"

Anonymous

How much coke has Charlie Sheen snorted? Enough to kill two and a half men.

yseidy

Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Anonymous

Chuck Norris pulled the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.

Enid

Q: What do you call an ocean voyage where everyone stays in the closet?
A: A Tom Cruise.

Anonymous

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, now it’s a Ford Focus.

Bob

Q: What's the difference between Tom Cruise and a tuxedo?
A: One comes out of the closet on special occasions and the other is a tuxedo.

Anonymous

Q: What is the dirtiest line said on television?
A: "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."

Mark My Words

The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!

noahlegoid

When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.

Derryk

Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.

Anonymous

Q: Why did Captain Kirk go in to the ladies room?
A: Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.

Anonymous