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joke bank - Pop Culture Jokes

Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough. - Pluto

Anonymous

I left my Adderall in my Ford Fiesta, now it’s a Ford Focus.

Bob

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!

Jojo C

Q: What is Rodney King's least favorite band?
A: The Police.

Anonymous

Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.

Anonymous

Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts?
A: Through the Dumble-door.

cattimewarp

The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!

noahlegoid

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running...JK! Rolling.

pinkshorts...

Q: What is the difference between OJ Simpson and the Lion King?
A: The Lion King is an African lion and OJ is a lyin' African.

adonis

How much coke has Charlie Sheen snorted? Enough to kill two and a half men.

yseidy

Q: What did the Black Eyed Peas do at Wiz Khalifa's costume party?
A: They dressed up in black and yellow, black and yellow, and said, "I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a I'm a I'm a bee!"

Anonymous