Why did LaBron James skip college? Because he would never make it to the finals!
What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!
How much coke has Charlie Sheen snorted? Enough to kill two and a half men.
Why did Tigger stick his head down the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.
Elton John used to work at the sperm bank, but he was fired for drinking on the job.