20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs.
Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: "Use the fork, Luke."
I don't really like watching basketball, I just watch it to find out who the next member of the Kardashian family will be.
Yo mama so ugly the Walking Dead wouldn't walk with her.
Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!