Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?
A: "Use the fork, Luke."
I don't really like watching basketball, I just watch it to find out who the next member of the Kardashian family will be.
Yo mama so ugly the Walking Dead wouldn't walk with her.
Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!
The Little Rascal's class were having a spelling test. The teacher asks if anyone can use the word "admire" in a sentence. Spanky raises his hand and says, "I admire my dog." "Good job," the teacher replies, "Now, who can use 'respect' in a sentence?" Alfalfa raises his hand and says, "I respect Spanky for admiring his dog." "Ok, " replies the teacher, "now who can use the word 'dictate' in a sentence?" There is silence in the class, then all of a sudden Buckwheat says, "Darla how did my dictate !?!"