Q: What is Rodney King's least favorite band?
A: The Police.
The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!
Q: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney? A: "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has said that he may run for President, but analysts predict it is much more likely that he will walk.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.