Q: What is Rodney King's least favorite band?
A: The Police.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.
Q: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney? A: "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has said that he may run for President, but analysts predict it is much more likely that he will walk.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.