Q: What is Rodney King's least favorite band?
A: The Police.
Q: What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
A: You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has said that he may run for President, but analysts predict it is much more likely that he will walk.
I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.