Q: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney? A: "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"
Q: What is Rodney King's least favorite band?
A: The Police.
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has said that he may run for President, but analysts predict it is much more likely that he will walk.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.