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joke bank - Political Jokes

Rush Limbaugh wanted to buy an NFL team. His spectacle for him to see black people hit each other while the white quarterback is being protected. Reminds him of the America he loves.

lnasso

Q: What did Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffit have in common?
A: They both had curds (Kurds) in their way (whey).

Mark My Words

Women in Washington DC were asked if they would have sex with the President. 86% of those responding said, ''Not again.''

Anonymous

Q: Why does the queen carry a scepter?
A: Because everyone works 'cept her.

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Your mother is classless she could be a Marxist utopia.

Anonymous

What's black, white, red, blue, green, yellow, purple, orange, and super easy for anyone to do? Michelle McGee, Jesse James' mistress.

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