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Q: What did Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffit have in common?
A: They both had curds (Kurds) in their way (whey).

Mark My Words

Women in Washington DC were asked if they would have sex with the President. 86% of those responding said, ''Not again.''

Anonymous

Your mother is classless she could be a Marxist utopia.

Anonymous

Q: Why does the queen carry a scepter?
A: Because everyone works 'cept her.

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What's black, white, red, blue, green, yellow, purple, orange, and super easy for anyone to do? Michelle McGee, Jesse James' mistress.

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