What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.
Q: What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
A: You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Why did the Pakistani cross the road? Because the American government was subsidizing the construction of mango harvesting and preservation infrastructure in the region on the other side, allowing farmers with the necessary means to develop strong ties to American markets and earn significant profits.
A priest, a politician, and a clown, walk into the bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
The state dinner at the White House honored the prime minister of India, and the menu was vegetarian. How do you like that for Thanksgiving? No turkey, wrong Indians.