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joke bank - Political Jokes

Have you heard about the Osama Bin Laden celebratory drink? It's two shots and a splash of water!

deaddisney...

A priest, a politician, and a clown, walk into the bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

philjeske

A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office.

Paul Beisner

Q: What is the chance that a Mexican gets across the border?
A: Juan in a million.

Leeroy Jen...

What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection? "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

Anonymous

Q: What do you get when you combine a sex addict with a lesbian?
A: Bill and Hillary.

Anonymous

How did we know that Monica would testify? Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed.

Anonymous

How does Osama Bin Laden practice safe sex? He marks the camels that kick.

Anonymous

The state dinner at the White House honored the prime minister of India, and the menu was vegetarian. How do you like that for Thanksgiving? No turkey, wrong Indians.

wendelsworld

Why did the Pakistani cross the road? Because the American government was subsidizing the construction of mango harvesting and preservation infrastructure in the region on the other side, allowing farmers with the necessary means to develop strong ties to American markets and earn significant profits.

sbkenney

I went into a Liberal clothing store today to purchase some pants. When I started trying on a few pairs, I noticed that all the pockets except one were visibly removed. I stopped a clerk and ask him if anyone complained. He said "No, Liberals always want a hand out." I asked what happened to the other pockets. "They don't go to waste: Conservatives use them to line theirs."

thechz

Rush Limbaugh wanted to buy an NFL team. His spectacle for him to see black people hit each other while the white quarterback is being protected. Reminds him of the America he loves.

lnasso