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joke bank - Political Jokes

The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!


Q: What is Rodney King's least favorite band?
A: The Police.


The recession is getting so bad, the bank sent me a new type of credit card. It was pre-declined.


Congress does some strange things. They put a high tax on liquor and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink.


What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.


Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

Mark My W...

It was so cold today, a Democrat had his hands in his own pockets!


Q: What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
A: You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.


New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has said that he may run for President, but analysts predict it is much more likely that he will walk.


Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.


Q: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney? A: "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"


One day, the pope was in from Italy and after a rough week of meeting archbishops and other religious figures, he decided to go see the Galveston shore in Texas. When he arrives in his pope mobile, he sees a man struggling for his life aginst a shark. Upon a closer look he notices that it is John Kerry. Horrified, he starts to call for help when a speedboat pulls up along side Mr. Kerry, with George W. Bush and Dick Cheney on board. Dick Cheney leans over and pulls him out. Then George W. Busy and Dick Cheney begin to beat the shark to death with baseball bats. The two men notice the Pope and land the boat on the beach. The pope says to the men, "I know that there has been a lot of attention and a lot of strife in this election, but I can see that you two men respect each other and would help each other in their house of need. You have my blessings." The pope packs off and drives out of site. Bush asks, "Who was that?" "That was the pope Mr. President, he is all knowing and in touch with God. Leader of the Catholic Church," says Cheney. Bush says, "Well that's all neat and fine, but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing. Hows the bait holding up?"