joke bank - Political Jokes

A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells his mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows that his gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to her. She responds that she is indeed delighted and asks tentatively, "I suppose it would be too much to hope that she would be Jewish?" He tells her that not only is the girl Jewish, but she’s from a wealthy Beverly Hills family. She admits she is overwhelmed by the news, and asks, "What is her name?" He answers, "Monica Lewinsky." There is a pause, then his mother asks, "What happened to that nice black boy you were dating last year?"

Tricia

Hillary Clinton has finally announced she will be running for President. Yes, finally. She says this is a great step forward for all women... who happen to be married to a former president.

Olaf

What happens when you give a politician Viagra? He gets taller.

Anonymous

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

Mark My W...

The recession is getting so bad, the bank sent me a new type of credit card. It was pre-declined.

shedpal

What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.

Anonymous

It was so cold today, a Democrat had his hands in his own pockets!

Anonymous

Congress does some strange things. They put a high tax on liquor and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink.

TheLaughFa...

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
A: You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.

M@mm1

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has said that he may run for President, but analysts predict it is much more likely that he will walk.

Obama

A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office.

Paul Beisner