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joke bank - Political Jokes

The NSA: a government organization that actually listens to you!

noahlegoid

Q: What is Rodney King's least favorite band?
A: The Police.

Anonymous

The recession is getting so bad, the bank sent me a new type of credit card. It was pre-declined.

shedpal

Congress does some strange things. They put a high tax on liquor and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink.

TheLaughFa...

What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
A: You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.

M@mm1

It was so cold today, a Democrat had his hands in his own pockets!

Anonymous

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has said that he may run for President, but analysts predict it is much more likely that he will walk.

Obama

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.

Mark My W...

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.

Anonymous

Q: What is the chance that a Mexican gets across the border?
A: Juan in a million.

Leeroy Jen...

Q: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney? A: "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"

TheLaughFa...