What do you call a lawyer who doesn't know the law? A judge.
What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA!
What do lawyers use as contraceptives? Their personalities.
The employees at Taco Bell recently started wearing gloves when preparing the food. Ever wonder if their intentions are to protect their hands from the food they're serving?
How can you tell when an engineer is an extrovert. He stares at YOUR shoes while he talks to you.