What do your boss and a slinky have in common? They’re both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
How can you tell when an engineer is an extrovert. He stares at YOUR shoes while he talks to you.
What can a goose do that a duck can't, but a lawyer should? Shove its bill up its ass!
Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.
What do lawyers use as contraceptives? Their personalities.