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joke bank - Office Jokes

What can a goose do that a duck can't, but a lawyer should? Shove its bill up its ass!

Anonymous

A dentist told a mother, "I'm sorry madam, but I'll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy's tooth." The mother exclaimed, "A $100! You said it was only $20!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but he yelled so loudly that he scared four other patients out of the office!"

jahangir1352

If an accountant's spouse cannot sleep, what is the best cure? Ask the accountant to talk about their work.

UncleJB

Why can't designated hitters bake pancakes? They also forget the batter.

Repor9

How can you tell when an engineer is an extrovert. He stares at YOUR shoes while he talks to you.

dustinc

Why are proctologists so gloomy? They always have the end in sight.

rrivas137

We've been reading in the papers lately about terrible cruelty someone is causing to our winged friends by the shore, as many Pelicans have been found with their beaks cut off. Police suspect a local bill collector is behind it all.

MLG1

Do you know what happens if you piss of a pilot? He takes off.

andres

What did the fireman name his two sons? Jose and Jose B.

cryswess

They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but lawyers can find you anywhere.

joshwade

Why was the civil engineer's relationship so unstable? Because there was no truss left!

ggevorky123

An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes and spread her legs. The dentist said, ''I think you have the wrong room.''
''You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."

Anonymous