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I love pressing F5. It is so refreshing.

Zach Booth

I love pressing F5. It is so refreshing.

Zach Booth

Being an astronaut is funny. It's the only job where you get fired before you start work.

marty

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.

Anonymous

Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a 1,000 letters?
A: Post office.

CanadianBr...

Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A: The genealogist checks the family tree and the gynecologist checks the family bush.

Mark My Words

Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died? He was looking for loopholes!

Anonymous

While visiting a friend in the hospital, a young man notices several pretty nurses, each one of them wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. “What does the pin signify?” he asks one of them. “Oh! Nothing,” she says with a chuckle, “we just use it to keep the doctors away.”

VinceA

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Edsger Dij...

What is the difference between a waitress who works in a strip club and an actual stripper? About two weeks.

fimthelim

What can a goose do that a duck can't, but a lawyer should? Shove its bill up its ass!

Anonymous

What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA!

kwikski19