In class, Jose is asked to use the word "Cherokee" in a sentence. He pauses and says, "I lost my house key and now I have to Cherokee with my sister."
Q: Which state has the most questions?
Q: How did I get to Iraq?
Q: What did one German soldier say to the other when the Americans attacked?
A: "I did Nazi that coming!"
Why are there no ice cubes in Poland? Because they lost the recipe.