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Q: Why did Mexicans create tequila?
A: So ugly people would have a chance at having sex!

My aunt

Q: Why is North Korea not as fun as South Korea?
A: Because it has no Seoul.

Joshua and...

Two men from Dublin are walking to the annual Dublin Fair, when it starts to rain. "Patrick, put your umbrella up, it's raining." "I can't, Mick, it's got holes in it." "Holes in it? Then why did you bring it with you?" "I didn't think it would rain."


At first I was surprised the Holocaust happened. And then I watched German Porn.


I live in Bakersfield, California. At least it's not Barstow, a city that owes its existence to the fact that people traveling to Las Vegas needed a place to stop and take a sh*t. There was a toilet and they built a city around it.


Q: Whats an Indian's favorite sport?
A: Bolleyball.

Rebecca A

What does a Mexican order at Starbucks? Cap-a-Chino!


Q: What does a West African have for breakfast?
A: Ebola cereal.


Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast? Chili today and hot tamale.