Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.
Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast? Chili today and hot tamale.
Q: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
A: Because freedom rings!
Why are there no ice cubes in Poland? Because they lost the recipe.
Q: Why do Scottish people wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.