Q: Why do the French eat snails?
A: They don't like fast food.
Q: How did I get to Iraq?
How do Germans tie their shoes? With little knot-sies!
Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving!
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to hold the light bulb and four to turn the house.