Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
A: A Manila folder.
Q: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
A: Because freedom rings!
Q: How do you kill 100 flies at once? A: Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.