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Q: What's the difference between America and yogurt?
A: If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

MsEverybod...

Q: How do you kill 100 flies at once? A: Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Anonymous

An American tourist walks out of a Mexican train station when he notices he isn't wearing his watch. A Mexican man is resting under a sombrero under a nearby tree. The American approaches the Mexican and asks, "Excuse me, do you know what time is?" The Mexican looks at the donkey, grabs its balls, and replies, "4:30." The American asks, "How do you know that?" The Mexican replies, "Well you get a handful of the donkeys balls and lift them up so you can see that clock across the street."

Gabe Neaveill

Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.

bablub048

Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."

Mark My Words

Q: What do you call a baptized Mexican?
A: Bean dip.

Columbone

An American, a Vietnamese, a Mexican, a Brazilian, a Canadian, a German, a Turk, and a Russian walk into a fancy restaurant. When they got to the front desk, they were kicked out because they did not have a Thai.

Dr. John

Q: If a plane crashed on the Canada/USA border, where would the survivors be buried?
A: You don't bury survivors.

Anonymous

Q: Which state has the most questions?
A: Alaska.

joke lover

In class, Jose is asked to use the word "Cherokee" in a sentence. He pauses and says, "I lost my house key and now I have to Cherokee with my sister."

guicho1972

Q: How did I get to Iraq?

A: Iran.

Anonymous

How do Germans tie their shoes? With little knot-sies!

akozel