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A Polish man, a German guy, and an American dude, climb a mountain because they each want to make a wish from the genie on the top. When they make it to the top, they find the lamp and all rub it. The genie appears and says, "For your wish to be granted, you must yell it out while you are jumping off of this mountain." So the German jumps off and yells, "I wish to be a fighter plane!" "So be it," the genie says, and the German becomes a plane. The American jumps off and yells, "I wish to be an eagle!" "So be it," the genie says, and the American becomes an eagle and flies away. The Polish man runs to the edge, accidentally trips on a rock, and yells, "I wish to b- oh S**t!"

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Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.

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Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

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Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

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Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
A: A Manila folder.

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