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Q. What do you call a fake noodle?
A. An Impasta!

Anonymous

What's the difference between a Jew and the San Antonio Spurs? The Spurs could beat the Heat.

Anonymous

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: You wave to her!

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Q: Why were there 17 blondes standing outside the pub?
A: Because the sign said you have to be 18 to enter.

W.A.G

Yo Momma is so fat, when she switches her cell phone from one ear to the other she get billed for roaming.

Anonymous

What do u call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan-on-Juan.

Juan Class...

Employe: "I bet you $6,000 i can piss in your cup 30 meters away."
Boss: "Ok I would like to see you try."
Employe: As he moves on pissing all over the floor loosing $6,000 not caring.
Boss: "Ha you just lost $6,000."
Secratary: "God damnit!"
Boss: "Whats wrong?"
Secratary: "He bet me $200,000 he could piss allover your floor and you would be happy about it!"

Idk bro

What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush.

Dorothy Yap

Q: What do you call batman skipping church.
A: Christian Bale

Sam Dodd

Yo momma's so stupid, that when I saw her shouting in my mailbox, she said she leaving me a voicemail.

Anonymous

Biker's kid was sitting in English class. The teacher asked, "What comes after a sentence?" The biker kid stood up and said, "You make an appeal!"

Rick

Q: How can you get high underwater?
A: Sea weed

Anonymous