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joke bank - Latest Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

oscar3kings

Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Anonymous

I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

JerryH12

Teacher: What is the value of Pi?
Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Vivo Tey

A teacher asks her class what their favorite letter is. A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus?"

rudikelly

Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower?
A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

christianleft

Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.

bablub048

Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts?
A: Through the Dumble-door.

cattimewarp

For a period, Houdini used a trap door in every single show he did…I guess you could say it was a stage he was going through.

madazzahatter

How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

I_H8_2_lov...

Q. How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible

BRENNEJM

Where do cows go on friday night?
To the MOOOOOvies

Anonymous