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Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

lovebite

There's a blond and a brunette in a car. The brunette is driving while the blonde is in the passenger seat. They're going down a steep hill when the brunette realizes that the brakes don't work. The brunette tells the blonde that the brakes don't work and they will drive off the side of the cliff because they failed to stop. The blonde then replies, "Don't worry! There's a stop sign ahead."

Mikayla

There were two cannibals who captured a man. They decided it would be fair if they started eating from opposite ends. After a few minutes, the one who started at the head asked the other one, "How's it going down there?" And the other one replies, "I'm having a ball!"

WhiteFang333

There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit. She was in the economy class, but after takeoff, she saw an empty seat in first class and moved there. An attendant saw her and said, "Excuse me, ma'am, but you have a ticket for economy class, not first. You cannot stay here." The blonde replied, "I can and I will." The attendant told the copilot, who came and talked to the woman. "Ma'am, we really can't have you staying in this seat, your ticket was for economy." "You can't make me move." The copilot told the captain, who tried to talk her out of the seat but it didn't work. Finally, a man who had heard what had been going on told the attendant to let him have a go at getting the woman out of the seat because he was married to a blonde too, so he knew how to deal with her. After a quick chat with her, she moved. The shocked attendant asked him how he did it. The man replied, "I told her first class wasn't going to Detroit."

Lena Rose Hotsuin

Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: Because they don't know where home is.

the chicken

The words election and erection are spelled similarly. They both have the same meaning too: a dick rising to power.

Delilah Roberts

Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

SOME DUDE

Yo mamma's so stupid, she thought Free Willy was a porno film.

specialkim

Q. What can you give and keep at the same time?
A. A cold!

hello_the_paw_001

''Doctor, my nose is 11 inches long!"
''Come back when it grows into a foot!"

hello_the_paw_001

Q. What did the pop star do when he locked himself out?
A. He sang until he found the right key!

hello_the_paw_001

Q. Why do anime fans listen to the radio in the morning?
A. Because they enjoy car toons!

hello_the_paw_001

Q. Why did the apple run away?
A. Because the banana split!

hello_the_paw_001

Q. What is the color of the wind?
A. Blew.

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Q. What's a shark's favorite sandwich?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!

hello_the_paw_001

Yo mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.

Cente

Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bunch of bologna.

Iamsnappy4

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.

Syd the Kyd

Don't break anybody's heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206.

popular kween

Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their penises will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation.
He asks the first guy what his job was.
"I'm an employee at the shooting range," he replies.
"Then we'll shoot your dick off!" the prince says.
"I'm a fireman," the second guy says.
"Then we'll burn your cock off!" says the prince.
The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman."

Tara