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Innkeeper: "The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you make your own bed."
Guest: "I'll make my own bed."
Innkeeper: "Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."

Today's Joke


Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An investigator.

Featured on March 27, 2017


Q: What do cars eat on their toast?
A: Petroleum jelly.

Featured on March 26, 2017


Q: Did you hear about the guy who dreamed he was eating a giant marshmallow?
A: When he woke up, his pillow was gone.

Featured on March 25, 2017


Q: What animal should you never play cards with?
A: A cheetah.

Featured on March 24, 2017


Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram.

Featured on March 23, 2017


Q: Why did the reporter rush into the ice cream shop?
A: He was looking for a scoop.

Featured on March 22, 2017

Ellie K.

Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

Featured on March 21, 2017