Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It's okay. He woke up.
Q: Why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee? A: Because the "p" is silent.
Featured on July 30, 2014
What do you give a deaf fisherman? A herring aid.
Featured on July 29, 2014
Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.
Featured on July 28, 2014
Yo mamma is so fat, Bill Gates became broke after buying her dinner.
Featured on July 27, 2014
Man: "Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh never mind, it's too long."
Woman: "Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind, you'll never get it."
Featured on July 26, 2014
Two nuns from Ireland come to tour New York City. Before they come, they hear that Americans eat dogs, so they both agree to try it when they arrive. As they're walking around New York, they hear, "Hot Dogs! Get your hot dogs!" They rush over to get one! As the first nun opens hers, her face turns white and she gasps, "What part did you get?!"
Featured on July 25, 2014
When someone yawns, do deaf people think they're screaming?
Featured on July 24, 2014