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joke bank - Joke of the Day

Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.

Today's Joke

Wenz

Q: What type of sandals do frogs wear?
A: Open-toad!

Featured on December 02, 2016

polina

Q: Where do bees go to the toilet?
A: The BP station.

Featured on December 01, 2016

Anonymous

Q. What do you call a paralyzed goat?

A. Billy Idle

Featured on November 30, 2016

RainMan500

I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. I have a complex complex complex.

Featured on November 29, 2016

The_Raven1022

I'm an anesthesiologist. I get to pass gas for a living.

Featured on November 28, 2016

MrCurtisP

Q. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A. Virgin Mobile.

Featured on November 27, 2016

JelloWaddup

Q. Why is quantum mechanics is the original "original hipster"?
A. It described the universe before it was cool.

Featured on November 26, 2016

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