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Q. What's an astronaut's favorite social media website?

A. MySpace

Today's Joke

Anonymous

Yo Mamma so fat she had to have a real horse on her polo shirt.

Featured on October 21, 2017

Trisha Brady

Where do cows go on friday night?
To the MOOOOOvies

Featured on October 20, 2017

Anonymous

Q: What starts with F and ends with U-C-K?
A: Firetruck.

Featured on October 19, 2017

russ buss

An American, a Vietnamese, a Mexican, a Brazilian, a Canadian, a German, a Turk, and a Russian walk into a fancy restaurant. When they got to the front desk, they were kicked out because they did not have a Thai.

Featured on October 18, 2017

Dr. John

Q: What's Forrest Gump’s password?
A: 1forrest1

Featured on October 17, 2017

TheLaughFa...

There are two muffins in an oven. The muffin on the left turns to the other and says, "Man, it's getting hot in here." The one on the right then says, "Holy sh*t, a talking muffin!"

Featured on October 16, 2017

jonkeltz

Q: Why did the girl wear glasses in math class?
A: It improves di-vision.

Featured on October 15, 2017

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