Q: Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?
A: Because they cant afford new ones.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
Featured on September 01, 2014
Yo mama so black, I shot at her and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight
Featured on August 31, 2014
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Featured on August 30, 2014
There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they are driving through the desert, their car breaks down. They have no phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest city, several miles away. They each decide to take one thing to make the journey better. The first blonde takes the radio and says, "If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music." The second blonde decides to take a wheel, "In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled." The third blonde takes the car door, "In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!"
Featured on August 29, 2014
The Lone Ranger and Tonto were hunting buffalo one day to no avail. Tonto jumps off his horse, puts his ear to ground and says, "Buffalo come." The Lone Ranger asks, "How do you know that?" Tonto replies, "Ear sticky."
Featured on August 28, 2014
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes.
Featured on August 27, 2014
Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Featured on August 26, 2014