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joke bank - Joke of the Day

Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.

Today's Joke


Q: What type of sandals do frogs wear?
A: Open-toad!

Featured on December 02, 2016


Q: Where do bees go to the toilet?
A: The BP station.

Featured on December 01, 2016


Q. What do you call a paralyzed goat?

A. Billy Idle

Featured on November 30, 2016


I have a phobia of over engineered buildings. I have a complex complex complex.

Featured on November 29, 2016


I'm an anesthesiologist. I get to pass gas for a living.

Featured on November 28, 2016


Q. What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A. Virgin Mobile.

Featured on November 27, 2016


Q. Why is quantum mechanics is the original "original hipster"?
A. It described the universe before it was cool.

Featured on November 26, 2016