joke bank - Insult Jokes

A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."

jayandheather

A guy is sitting at a bar, and a drunk dude walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The first guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk dude comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The first guy looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk dude walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what, Dad? Go home!"

Stampi2

What do you call an Indian man which is on fire?

Ima Singin.

Anonymous

Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.

alhagie ri...

How did giraffes come to be? Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

greatlover16

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

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So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

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Insult: Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll date you.
Response: Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out?

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Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork.

rayrayrawrsu

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A BMW has pricks on the inside!

brent

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."

Cutifulone

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

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