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You're so stupid, you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."

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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."

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Insult: Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll date you.
Response: Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out?

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Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

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You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.

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Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

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I don't mind that you are talking, so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

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Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.

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Tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

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