joke bank - Insult Jokes

Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.

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How did giraffes come to be? Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.


This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke.
There is Sum Ting Wong with your sense of humor if you think thats funny

Anonymous zealand...south africa is fighting who has the best stuff
china says they have the biggest wall
austraila says they have the best grass
new zealand says they have the best flag
south africa says they have the springbuck ..he jumps over the wall ...shits on the grass...and wipes his ass with the flag


So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.


Insult: Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll date you.
Response: Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out?


If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.


What do you call an Indian man which is on fire?

Ima Singin.


Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork.


What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A BMW has pricks on the inside!


My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."


Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.