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Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.

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Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: Because they don't know where home is.

the chicken

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."

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Insult: Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll date you.
Response: Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out?

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You're so stupid, you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.

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Tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

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Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.

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I don't mind that you are talking, so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

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Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."

jayandheather

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

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