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joke bank - Insult Jokes

A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."

jayandheather

Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork.

rayrayrawrsu

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A BMW has pricks on the inside!

brent

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy, so I said, "I want a second opinion." He said, "Okay, you're ugly too."

Cutifulone

Insult: Hey, you're not much of a looker, but I'll date you.
Response: Thanks. You must be very open-minded. Was that how your brain slipped out?

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If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

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Hold still, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

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I don't mind that you are talking, so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

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You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.

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Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date.

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Tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

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