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joke bank - Insult Jokes

Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: Because they don't know where home is.

the chicken

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

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You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.

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You're so ugly, your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye.

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Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.

Chocolate ...

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"

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Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.

alhagie ri...

How did giraffes come to be? Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

greatlover16

A guy is sitting at a bar, and a drunk dude walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The first guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk dude comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The first guy looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk dude walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what, Dad? Go home!"

Stampi2

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

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Tom: "Were you born on the highway?"
Jerry: "Uh no, why?"
Tom: "Because that's where most accidents happen."

PandaBuddy...

Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork.

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