Insult: If you were any dumber, your head would implode.
Response: If you were a little bit more intelligent you'd still be stupid.
Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.
I never forget a face! But in your case I'll make an exception!
God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, Hell, everyone makes mistakes.