You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.
If I throw a stick, will you go away?