You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail.
One woman I was dating called and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.