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joke bank - Insult Jokes

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.


Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.

alhagie ri...

I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.


A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."


You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.


You're so ugly, your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye.


So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.


How did giraffes come to be? Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.


Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: Because they don't know where home is.

the chicken

Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork.


You're so ugly that when you were born they didn't slap you they slapped your mom.


Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.

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