You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail.
One woman I was dating called and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."