joke bank - Insult Jokes

A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."


You've got the perfect weapon against muggers. Your face.


I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.


I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.


You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.


Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.

alhagie ri...

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"


Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: Because they don't know where home is.

the chicken

You're so ugly, your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye.


How did giraffes come to be? Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.


Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.

Chocolate ...

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.