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joke bank - Insult Jokes

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

LaughFactory

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers. Your face.

LaughFactory

I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.

LaughFactory

Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.

alhagie ri...

You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.

LaughFactory

You're so ugly, your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye.

LaughFactory

Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: Because they don't know where home is.

the chicken

How did giraffes come to be? Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

greatlover16

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

LaughFactory

Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork.

rayrayrawrsu

Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.

Chocolate ...

You're so ugly that when you were born they didn't slap you they slapped your mom.

Anonymous