joke bank - Insult Jokes

Bob: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Joe: "To get to the idiot's house."
Bob: "Knock knock."
Joe: "Who's there?"
Bob: "The chicken."

Anonymous

I never forget a face! But in your case I'll make an exception!

kandie24

Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: Because they don't know where home is.

the chicken

A man siting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?" "Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet."

Mark My Words

I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.

LaughFactory

You're so fat you're the reason why the Earth is tilted.

BrittanyHo...

Insult: If you were any dumber, your head would implode.
Response: If you were a little bit more intelligent you'd still be stupid.

LaughFactory

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

eugene611

Q: How do you leave a jackass in suspense?
A: Don't know. I'll tell you tomorrow

wise guy

A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."

Anonymous

Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.

Chocolate ...

I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.

LaughFactory