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A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

vicky7867

Insult: If you were any dumber, your head would implode.
Response: If you were a little bit more intelligent you'd still be stupid.

LaughFactory

Q: How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A: They are fun to ride, but you don’t want your friends to find out.

Anonymous

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

eugene611

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Aiden

Q: How do you leave a jackass in suspense?
A: Don't know. I'll tell you tomorrow

wise guy

Bob: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Joe: "To get to the idiot's house."
Bob: "Knock knock."
Joe: "Who's there?"
Bob: "The chicken."

Anonymous

You're so fat you're the reason why the Earth is tilted.

BrittanyHo...

A man siting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?" "Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet."

Mark My Words

Q: Who is the poorest guy in the south?
A: The Tooth Fairy.

mum

You're lucky mirrors don't talk, or laugh for that matter.

LaughFactory

Well, they do say opposites attract. So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

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