One woman I was dating called and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail.
You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past."
If I throw a stick, will you go away?