joke bank - Insult Jokes

A husband says to his wife, "You know, our son got his brain from me." The wife replies, "I think he did. I still got mine with me!"

shahrzad

You know you're getting fat when you say you're fat in front of your friends and nobody corrects you.

assyrian

Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry

Declanm

You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail.

princessdee7

Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?

jewelzee86

One woman I was dating called and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

stepbreaker

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

LaughFactory

Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S

Anonymous

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.

LaughFactory

God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, Hell, everyone makes mistakes.

rogger316

A man asks a woman, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" The woman responds, "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

LaughFactory

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

LaughFactory