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joke bank - Insult Jokes

Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?

jewelzee86

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

Alex and J...

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Anonymous

When somebody calls you gay, say, "I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on."

Anonymous

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.

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God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, Hell, everyone makes mistakes.

rogger316

A man asks a woman, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" The woman responds, "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

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If I throw a stick, will you go away?

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I never forget a face! But in your case I'll make an exception!

kandie24

A guy and girl had sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

marcus walker

I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.

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