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You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.

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My friend told me he had the body of a Greek god. I had to explain to him that Buddha is not Greek.

Cuba

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Anonymous

God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, Hell, everyone makes mistakes.

rogger316

When somebody calls you gay, say, "I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on."

Anonymous

A man asks a woman, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" The woman responds, "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

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If I throw a stick, will you go away?

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I never forget a face! But in your case I'll make an exception!

kandie24

Insult: If you were any dumber, your head would implode.
Response: If you were a little bit more intelligent you'd still be stupid.

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I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.

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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

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