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joke bank - Insult Jokes

Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?


One woman I was dating called and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.


You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail.


Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.


A guy and girl had sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

marcus walker

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.


Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.


God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, Hell, everyone makes mistakes.


I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.


A man asks a woman, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" The woman responds, "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."


If I throw a stick, will you go away?


I never forget a face! But in your case I'll make an exception!