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One woman I was dating called and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

stepbreaker

Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?

jewelzee86

You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail.

princessdee7

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Anonymous

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

vicky7867

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

LaughFactory

A guy and girl had sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."

marcus walker

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.

LaughFactory

God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, Hell, everyone makes mistakes.

rogger316

A man asks a woman, "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" The woman responds, "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

LaughFactory

If I throw a stick, will you go away?

LaughFactory

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Aiden