SELECT cal.countryaccesslist_countrycode, cal.countryaccesslist_allowadsupport
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How to be Insulting Abroad: Ask for local delicacies and leave them on your plate.
How to be Insulting on the Beach: Try to find seaweed and drag this along the beach, leaving bits beside other people's places.
How to be Insulting in Church: Pour water into the font and wash your hands in it. If you're really daring, take off your shoes and socks and cool your feet.
How to be Insulting in Church: If you just want to look inside the church, go in when you see the sign 'Service in Progress'. Take photographs with a bright flash-gun.
How to be Insulting in Hotels: Call room service last thing at night, when the kitchens have just been locked, and ask for a cheese sandwich and a glass of fresh milk. Make sure that you leave them untouched and conspicuous the next morning.