Fun fact: If you cut off all your body hair and laid it end to end you'd be a fucking weirdo.
How to be Insulting to Neighbors: On moving in, erect a fence at least six feet high, with a garish finish on their side.
How to be Insulting in Hotels: If you have to get up early, do it with the maximum amount of noise. Run a bath loudly and sing in it.
How to be Insulting Abroad: Ask for local delicacies and leave them on your plate.
How to be Insulting at Christmas: Turn up the television when the carol singers arrive and turn off the lights until they go away.