joke bank - How to be Insulting

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and only gave 10 to live."


Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"


Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."

How to be Insulting in Banks: When ordering travelers checks, try to get the smallest denomination available, and then take ages signing each check in front of the cashier.

How to be Insulting in Banks: Put your old sandwiches into the night safe pouch and complain by letter when it's returned to you empty.

How to be Insulting in Church: Always try to be half a line ahead of the vicar, and always be as loud as you dare in the responses.

How to be Insulting Abroad: Insist on paying for everything in sterling.