Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.
Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?