What did the skeleton tell the doctor in the club? I need some body to dance!
Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ? To get some spare ribs!
Q. What is a taxidermist's favorite part of Thanksgiving?
A. The stuffing.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it's Halloween.