Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elfabet.
Whats the difference between a girls snowman and a boy snowman?
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
A: Santa stops after three hos.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.