Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it's Halloween.
Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: You can see right through them.