What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it's Halloween.
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: You can see right through them.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Q: Why do pilgrims pants fall down?
A: Because their belts are on their hats.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.