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Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Te Nui-a-Rangi

Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

Gerome

Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Anonymous

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it's Halloween.

Anonymous

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: You can see right through them.

Capricorn37