Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: You can see right through them.
Q: Why do pilgrims pants fall down?
A: Because their belts are on their hats.
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.
Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?