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joke bank - Holiday Jokes

Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Anonymous

Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Anonymous

A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Mark My Words

Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!

cupcake22

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: You can see right through them.

Capricorn37

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elfabet.

Anonymous

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it's Halloween.

Anonymous

Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Anonymous

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Lucyfaith16

Q: Why do pilgrims pants fall down?
A: Because their belts are on their hats.

Anonymous

Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!

Anonymous

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Anonymous