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joke bank - Holiday Jokes

Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Anonymous

Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Anonymous

Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Anonymous

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elfabet.

Anonymous

Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Anonymous

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it's Halloween.

Anonymous

Q: Why do pilgrims pants fall down?
A: Because their belts are on their hats.

Anonymous

Q: Why are vampires so easy to fool?
A: Because they are suckers.

Anonymous

A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Mark My Words

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Anonymous

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

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