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joke bank - Holiday Jokes

Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Anonymous

Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Anonymous

Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!

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Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elfabet.

Anonymous

Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Anonymous

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it's Halloween.

Anonymous

Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Anonymous

Q: Why are vampires so easy to fool?
A: Because they are suckers.

Anonymous

Q: Why do pilgrims pants fall down?
A: Because their belts are on their hats.

Anonymous

A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Mark My Words

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Anonymous

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

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