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Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Anonymous

Q: What is the difference between a black man and Santa?
A: Santa stops after the third Ho.

Anonymous

Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Anonymous

A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."

Mark My Words

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it's Halloween.

Anonymous

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: You can see right through them.

Capricorn37

Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!

cupcake22

Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Anonymous

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elfabet.

Anonymous

Q: Why do pilgrims pants fall down?
A: Because their belts are on their hats.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Lucyfaith16

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Anonymous