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joke bank - Holiday Jokes

Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Anonymous

Q: What is the difference between a black man and Santa?
A: Santa stops after the third Ho.

Anonymous

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it's Halloween.

Anonymous

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: You can see right through them.

Capricorn37

Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!

cupcake22

Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Anonymous

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elfabet.

Anonymous

Q: Why do pilgrims pants fall down?
A: Because their belts are on their hats.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Lucyfaith16

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Anonymous

If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman?
A: Snowballs!

Jenn