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joke bank - Holiday Jokes

Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do mayflowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!


What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope it's Halloween.


Q: Can February march?
A: No, but April may.


Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: You can see right through them.


Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!


A father and son are out shopping for Christmas presents for their family. The son asks, "What present are my sister and I going to get?" The dad answers, "I got you guys an iPad and iPod." "Wow, thanks," the son replies, "What will you give mom?" The dad says, "Your mom is getting an iRon."

zac bailie

Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!


Q: Why do pilgrims pants fall down?
A: Because their belts are on their hats.


Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.


Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elfabet.


Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.


Q: What is the difference between a black man and Santa?
A: Santa stops after the third Ho.