Whats the difference between a girls snowman and a boy snowman?
Q. What is a taxidermist's favorite part of Thanksgiving?
A. The stuffing.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
What did the skeleton tell the doctor in the club? I need some body to dance!
What do elves learn in school? The Elf-abet!