Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.
A man siting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?" "Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet."
There's a man walking a tight rope 60 feet above ground. There's another man getting a bl*wjob from a 60 year old woman. What are they both thinking at the exact same time? Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!
What is the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
Q: How do you kill 100 flies at once? A: Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.