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What's the difference between parsley and pubic hair? Nothing. Push them both over and keep on eating.

tiny19

Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.

alycatnme

After being married for twenty years to his lover, a gay man dies. When the funeral arrangements have been set, the widower approaches the undertaker with a peculiar request, "I know we had plans to cremate his body, but will you please chop him up and put him in a extra spicy curry instead?" The undertaker asks, "Why would you want that?" The gay widower replies, "So he will blow my ass out one more time."

every one

What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus? A rotten banana!

ctycm

How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss.

Bubbles

The tenderest love is between two homosexual men with hemorrhoids.

Anonymous

Q: Why do Hookers wear tampons? A: So crabs can bungee jump.

Anonymous

The myth about blacks having big penises is true. Asians have small eyes because you have to squint to see their penis.

dodookid

Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.

Calabo87

What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

Kyle court

Well, I was just thinking about all the possible things that could make the new president comfortable in the White House. Putting graffiti on the walls of the White House that says, "Cheney was here," or changing the president's theme from "Hail to the Chief," to the Jeffersons' show's theme song, "We're moving on up."

peter5150

What's the difference between a pizza pie and a Puerto Rican? A pizza pie can feed a family of eight.

LgLopez84