There's a man walking a tight rope 60 feet above ground. There's another man getting a bl*wjob from a 60 year old woman. What are they both thinking at the exact same time? Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!
What is the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest d*ck? The black boy, because he's 18.
What's the favorite pick up line in a gay bar. Can I push your stool in?
Q: How do you kill 100 flies at once? A: Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.