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Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: A rip off.

BlackManBlack

Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.

BlackKeebler

How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count? She has to chew before she swallows.

aah12000

Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?
A: Throw in some laundry.

Mark My Words

A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

Colemcfarl...

What's the difference between parsley and pubic hair? Nothing. Push them both over and keep on eating.

tiny19

Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.

alycatnme

After being married for twenty years to his lover, a gay man dies. When the funeral arrangements have been set, the widower approaches the undertaker with a peculiar request, "I know we had plans to cremate his body, but will you please chop him up and put him in a extra spicy curry instead?" The undertaker asks, "Why would you want that?" The gay widower replies, "So he will blow my ass out one more time."

every one

What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus? A rotten banana!

ctycm

How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss.

Bubbles

The tenderest love is between two homosexual men with hemorrhoids.

Anonymous

Q: Why do Hookers wear tampons? A: So crabs can bungee jump.

Anonymous