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Have you heard? Michael Jackson’s last wish was that his body be turned into Legos. So little kids can play with him. It turns out this wish hasn’t been difficult to implement, as his body was already 99% plastic.

dolpn26

Jesus walks into a inn, hands the innkeeper three nails, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

william th...

Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep.

mgrector

Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer.

ADRIANA89

Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: A rip off.

BlackManBlack

Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
A: The pizza dosen't scream when it's put into an oven.

Anonymous

Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.

BlackKeebler

Q: What are a pedophile's favorite shoes?
A: White Vans.

Eddie The ...

How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count? She has to chew before she swallows.

aah12000

Q: In a circle of lesbians, how can you tell which one is the toughest and roughest?
A: She's the one who rolls her own tampons and kick-starts her vibrator.

Mark My Words

Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?
A: Throw in some laundry.

Mark My Words

Q: How do you start a rave in Africa? A: Staple toast to the ceiling.

Anonymous