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joke bank - Boycott These Jokes

There's a man walking a tight rope 60 feet above ground. There's another man getting a bl*wjob from a 60 year old woman. What are they both thinking at the exact same time? Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!

bella404

There is a white boy, a Mexican boy, and a black boy who are all in the fifth grade. Who has the biggest d*ck? The black boy, because he's 18.

Dalcazar2412

Q: How do you kill 100 flies at once? A: Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Anonymous

Hitler and his associates are having a discussion. Hitler says, "Kill 6 million Jews and a cat." One of his associates replies, "Mein Fuhrer, why must we kill a cat?" Hitler then exclaims, "See, no one cares about the Jews."

Anonymous

A woman was at the pharmacy and asked, “Can I get Viagra here?” The old pharmacist replied, “Yes.” She asked, “Can I get it over the counter?” He responded, “If you give me two of them, you can.”

Thrillanma...

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.

Kanu1P

Q: Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
A: Because he's black.

eric

Here is a pick up line. "Hey girl, come sit on my lap and we could talk about the first thing that pops up."

poisonedxfear

A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!”

cabezon

What's the favorite pick up line in a gay bar. Can I push your stool in?

tootietoo

When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.

badamitz

The difference between like and love is spit and swallow.

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