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joke bank - Boycott These Jokes

A woman was at the pharmacy and asked, “Can I get Viagra here?” The old pharmacist replied, “Yes.” She asked, “Can I get it over the counter?” He responded, “If you give me two of them, you can.”


How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.


Here is a pick up line. "Hey girl, come sit on my lap and we could talk about the first thing that pops up."


A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing. My ass is itching and I can’t scratch it!”


What's the favorite pick up line in a gay bar. Can I push your stool in?


When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.


The difference between like and love is spit and swallow.

Mark My Words

Three ladies were on a flight, when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing." The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich, and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great t*ts and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."


Q: Why is a woman with no breasts a pirate's delight?
A: Because she has a sunken chest.


My girlfriend called me a pedophile; that's a big word for a nine year old.


Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.


Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep.