A man siting at a bar asked a pretty woman sitting next to him, Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?" "Get away from me, you pervert," she replied. "Oh, I'm sorry," exclaims the man, "It must be your feet."
Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his bum.
Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair.
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.
What do you call a white guy with five black guys? A basketball coach What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys? Quarterback What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys? Warden