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Jesus walks into a inn, hands the innkeeper three nails, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

william th...

Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep.

mgrector

Have you heard? Michael Jackson’s last wish was that his body be turned into Legos. So little kids can play with him. It turns out this wish hasn’t been difficult to implement, as his body was already 99% plastic.

dolpn26

Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: A rip off.

BlackManBlack

Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer.

ADRIANA89

Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.

BlackKeebler

Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?
A: Throw in some laundry.

Mark My Words

After being married for twenty years to his lover, a gay man dies. When the funeral arrangements have been set, the widower approaches the undertaker with a peculiar request, "I know we had plans to cremate his body, but will you please chop him up and put him in a extra spicy curry instead?" The undertaker asks, "Why would you want that?" The gay widower replies, "So he will blow my ass out one more time."

every one

How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count? She has to chew before she swallows.

aah12000

Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.

alycatnme

A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

Colemcfarl...

What's the difference between parsley and pubic hair? Nothing. Push them both over and keep on eating.

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