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Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer.

ADRIANA89

Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A: A rip off.

BlackManBlack

What happens if a Asian with an erection walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose

Anonymous

After being married for twenty years to his lover, a gay man dies. When the funeral arrangements have been set, the widower approaches the undertaker with a peculiar request, "I know we had plans to cremate his body, but will you please chop him up and put him in a extra spicy curry instead?" The undertaker asks, "Why would you want that?" The gay widower replies, "So he will blow my ass out one more time."

every one

Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?
A: Throw in some laundry.

Mark My Words

Ever seen a blind man swim? He probably hasn't either.

alycatnme

A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

Colemcfarl...

The tenderest love is between two homosexual men with hemorrhoids.

Anonymous

The myth about blacks having big penises is true. Asians have small eyes because you have to squint to see their penis.

dodookid

Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S

Anonymous

What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.

Kyle court

Well, I was just thinking about all the possible things that could make the new president comfortable in the White House. Putting graffiti on the walls of the White House that says, "Cheney was here," or changing the president's theme from "Hail to the Chief," to the Jeffersons' show's theme song, "We're moving on up."

peter5150