Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.
Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his bum.