Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.
What do you call a white guy with five black guys? A basketball coach What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys? Quarterback What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys? Warden
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you say when you see your television floating at night? "Drop it nigga."