So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
What do you call a white guy with five black guys? A basketball coach What do you call a white guy with 10 black guys? Quarterback What do you call a white guy with 250 black guys? Warden
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you say when you see your television floating at night? "Drop it nigga."
A blind man walked into a fish market and said, "Hello ladies!"